Like Water
In case you missed the Purgatory reading on Tuesday, here’s a short piece I read about the joys of being offline.
I may be in my offline era but even I know RadioShack tweeted “if you find a squirter marry her” See? I’m not missing anything The important news always trickles down It is important to buy $40 candles with grad school student loan money and call it self care I inhale the Aydry & Co wooden wick Japanese yuzu scent as I frantically pound a sugar free Red Bull and think about the meme that describes what social class you belong to based on what energy drink you’re addicted to Two friends sent me this meme separately because they know I’m off Instagram The meme said sugar free Red Bull was for writers I felt somehow proud The best thing about being off Twitter is everything


